The Charioteer will be posting one joke per day in this article. If you would like to contribute a joke for the Joke of the Day, please email it to Dr. Kersulov at [email protected].

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice door open, or what?

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is brown and sticky? A brown stick.

I told my friends ten jokes to get them to laugh. Sadly, no pun in10ded.